Old school OTP feelings right here.

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heatherannehogan: Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” This Aubrey Plaza interview is hilarious. New York Magazine is doing profiles as good as GQ these days. Also, I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this photo of Plaza and Poehler.

heatherannehogan:

Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.”

This Aubrey Plaza interview is hilarious. New York Magazine is doing profiles as good as GQ these days. Also, I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this photo of Plaza and Poehler.

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Rainbow clouds! #nofilter (Taken with instagram)

Rainbow clouds! #nofilter (Taken with instagram)

If beer is a sign that god loves us and wants us to be happy, Glee is a sign that god hates us and wants us to be miserable.
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…while this is an important moment in civil-rights history, it is also an important moment in political history—in which the lesson, for the gay community and, perhaps, for anyone advocating for change, is that words are important, but we have to insist on action from our friends.
Gay Marriage: Why Obama Couldn’t Wait
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New Passion Pit single!

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RIP Adam Yauch. Beastie Boys were my childhood. Thank you for the music.

I’m at the stage where I’d probably go see Aubrey Plaza read “Twilight” out loud.

There are so very many things I love about this. The power in her voice, the instruments, the REALNESS of the music…

My dream ending for Glee? Quinn goes on a pre-graduation murderous rampage, culminating by offing herself. The only survivors are Rachel, Santana, and Sam, who move to NYC together and have adventures.

The end.